Excitment + First time at Crossfit feelings in GIF form

Whoa momma it has been awhile since I ranted to the interwebs. Not to say that I haven't needed a good rant, but thats not why I'm here right now.

I have a happy rant. Lots of exciting things are happening.

I can hardly contain it.

I need a name for that. Happy rant.

Drawing a blank here guys.

ANYWHOOOOO so lets get started NUMERO UNO: Today we took my grandma to north KC for a doctors appointment to which I opted to shop in Zona Rosa, where my paycheck was sentenced to die at Dick's Sporting Goods. Why, you ask? Well because, about a month ago I went there and tried on the best fitting shorts that have ever landed upon my ass, but one thing was off. THEY WERE 50 DOLLARS! Yeah! Fiddy doll hairs! Ridic! But I go there today, and BAM they were on sale for 20 dollars (holla) so I naturally bought two pairs, a sports bra, and 4 shirts..

But they were all on sale so YOLO mom stop looking at me like that. So much judgement.

NUMBA TWO: I tricked my mom into joining Crossfit, so I took her to her first introductory class last night. Allow me to take you through the phases of your first crossfit class.

When you walk in:

You see all the hard bodies.. Abs and ass galore.. You think to yourself, its not too late to run away, and then you're greeted by the trainer.

He asks you to sign the injury waiver, as you briefly consider killing yourself before the workout has a chance to, then you sit quietly in the corner like..

Then your coach tells you the warm up and you're like..

Mobility, stretching and jogging, oh my.. You finish the "warm up" and stare at the person that brought you there and they're like:

Then he tells you the WOD and you're like..

During the WOD..

Then he calls time and you're like..

Because...

But you're friend is like..

And it's true... You'll be back for more tomorrow, because you're addicted, and can't stop saying

Or maybe that's just me.

Okay I'm on gif overload...

Okay srry gtg (does anyone say gtg anymore?)

Cheers!