I love summer. More specifically, I love warm. I can always tell when it's fall in the Missouri. How you ask? Let me tell you. You're sweating your ass off all day long because its humid, then BAM 6 o'clock rolls around and you're ready to put on sweats and a hoodie.
How else do I know it's fall?
Yeah buddy. The Southside Fall Festival. Every year, the city of St. Joseph puts on their annual fall festival where local businesses set up shop and sell their goods out of Hyde Park in the south end of town. Since I'm from the south (proudly) its basically like family tradition to go. There also is live music, karaoke, carnival rides (some sketchier than others) and of course, festival food.
I'm also looking forward to pumpkin. Yes. Pumpkin.
Did you know that in the fall, all of the best goodies begin to pop up in the shape of pumpkins?
Like.. Reese's. Uh huh. They make those to look like pumpkins. True freaking story.
AND everything seems to have pumpkin spice in it. I aint mad. I'll hop all up on that train. Actually, I'll drive that train. It'll be a blast. Hop on.
Oh man, speaking of trains, how about Hay rides? OMG. So. Pumped.
And haunted houses.
So awesome that Kansas City is full of the best ones.
And that Worlds of Fun is just a hop skip and a jump away.
Why is that so awesome you ask?
And guess who has two thumbs and a SEASON PASS. Yup. I do.
Halloween is my favorite. I need to start thinking of a bad*ss costume.
Costume parties. Who doesn't love that? Dressing up like the slutty version of your favorite childhood princess. How fun. Keep it classy yo.
Trick or treaters. That's cute. All of my little nieces and nephews are just adorable dressed up as fairies and lions. Why can't we dress up in costumes EVERY day? Why? Life would be so much more fun.
Did I mention pumpkin patches? I always pick out the biggest guy in the patch. Yeah the biggest pumpkin. Not a actual guy guy. Gross.
Plus I gotta pick out like 12 of them so I can line them all along my porch. Who doesn't decorate their house for halloween? Losers. That's who. I just dragged all my antique stuff out of the attic today. Gotta do it, man. Get in the spirit. Did I mention I love pumpkins? Because yeah, I do. A lot.
Have I smothered you with pumpkin love yet? How many times have I said pumpkin in this post? Can I have a dollar for every time I've said pumpkin?
Sorry.
Cheers to fall.
How else do I know it's fall?
Yeah buddy. The Southside Fall Festival. Every year, the city of St. Joseph puts on their annual fall festival where local businesses set up shop and sell their goods out of Hyde Park in the south end of town. Since I'm from the south (proudly) its basically like family tradition to go. There also is live music, karaoke, carnival rides (some sketchier than others) and of course, festival food.
Most popular ride in the park.
Look at those faces. So charming. Buy some nuts.
Every kid in the south side has rode this train. No lie.
Wooooooooooo camels!
I'm also looking forward to pumpkin. Yes. Pumpkin.
Did you know that in the fall, all of the best goodies begin to pop up in the shape of pumpkins?
Like.. Reese's. Uh huh. They make those to look like pumpkins. True freaking story.
AND everything seems to have pumpkin spice in it. I aint mad. I'll hop all up on that train. Actually, I'll drive that train. It'll be a blast. Hop on.
Oh man, speaking of trains, how about Hay rides? OMG. So. Pumped.
And haunted houses.
So awesome that Kansas City is full of the best ones.
And that Worlds of Fun is just a hop skip and a jump away.
Why is that so awesome you ask?
And guess who has two thumbs and a SEASON PASS. Yup. I do.
Halloween is my favorite. I need to start thinking of a bad*ss costume.
Costume parties. Who doesn't love that? Dressing up like the slutty version of your favorite childhood princess. How fun. Keep it classy yo.
Trick or treaters. That's cute. All of my little nieces and nephews are just adorable dressed up as fairies and lions. Why can't we dress up in costumes EVERY day? Why? Life would be so much more fun.
Did I mention pumpkin patches? I always pick out the biggest guy in the patch. Yeah the biggest pumpkin. Not a actual guy guy. Gross.
Plus I gotta pick out like 12 of them so I can line them all along my porch. Who doesn't decorate their house for halloween? Losers. That's who. I just dragged all my antique stuff out of the attic today. Gotta do it, man. Get in the spirit. Did I mention I love pumpkins? Because yeah, I do. A lot.
Have I smothered you with pumpkin love yet? How many times have I said pumpkin in this post? Can I have a dollar for every time I've said pumpkin?
Sorry.
Cheers to fall.
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